To me this sounds more like the experience of *being* tech support.

sounds like they are used to the kind of tech support that is only a 3.5" floppy. . . .
get new tech support! lol

I DO FEEL YOU ON THE DATING APP PART!

that's the truth, especially trying to hook up with anyone besides cis men... I'm saturated with those and i need va.ri.et.y... 🤷🏻‍♀️ i give up.

Nowadays in order to contact anything support (at least for me) you need to go though ten menus, then get redirected to a dumb AI assistant, then talk in some foreign language so it guesses you are a foreigner, then it asks if you want to talk to a human and answer "yes" in the AI's native language to finally get in contact with a human support.