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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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1 week ago (Received 6 days ago) • •


*SQWAK* POLLY WANTS OUT OF THIS FEATHERY FLESH PRISON


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Numuruzero
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Numuruzero

in reply to Track_Shovel • 1 week ago (Received 6 days ago) • •
Don't forget the fifth phrase. "Break the curse. Become a parrot. Repeat after me."
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jaaake
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jaaake

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My dad had a friend who was a psychotherapist who taught his parrot only one phrase: "Birds don't talk."

I always felt like his profession made this diabolical.

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A_norny_mousse

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I've actually seen this on Pushing Daisies. The 2 weird aunts said they scare trick-or-treaters off by spreading a rumour that they will turn them into animals, then their parrot says something along those lines.
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FuyuhikoDate

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I hope this person achieve his dream!
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CandleTiger

in reply to Track_Shovel • 1 week ago (Received 5 days ago) • •

Be careful picking your bird. At least some parrots will learn sounds and phrases that you did not intend to teach them.

For example I had a friend with a parrot who would very convincingly make noises like somebody having a low conversation on the phone in the next room.

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Jax

in reply to CandleTiger • 1 week ago (Received 4 days ago) • •
Holy shit, seriously? That's enough to make someone paranoid
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