The 2027 American War with Canada — A Soldier’s Perspective - A tale of humorous woe from the sub-arctic front lines

The year is 2027, and the war that America launched on Canada rages on. Our first attempt at economic conquest failed in 2025, when they formed close ties with Asia and Europe to stave off the starvation effects of our tariffs. In 2026 we turned to outright military attack, in an attempt to turn them into the 51st state. We threw the first punch. In imperial.

It’s now 8 months into the conflict with the Snow Mexicans, with no end in sight.

Below is a letter from an American soldier on the front lines of the 49th parallel…

#Canada #humour with a "u"

The 2027 American War with Canada — A Soldier’s Perspective

^{Robin Wilding (Wilding Out)}