Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I'm not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there's an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.
Every "oh yeah just poop on company time" motherfucker just casually bragging about their platinum laced anus that can withstand being sandpapered to death by the world's cheapest toilet paper (which should be banned btw)
I’ve brought my own TP for when I have to go into the office for.. forever. If I can’t be home with my bidet, I’m already in nightmare shit land. Might as well have some small comfort in my soft paper with the wavy tear lines…
After 10 years of employment robbing me of autonomy over my bodily processes due to "the rush" and "the bell schedule", I now get to poop when I need to. I'm with comrade leeroy, though. If I go more than once a day, I'm chafing and itching the rest of the day cuz of the barbaric paper they expect us to use
I used to work with someone who went for a shit 10 minutes into starting work. Took a full hour in the toliet. Then later would have his lunch for 30 minutes then go for another hour long shit
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