@lunar_fang

How about the "Curiously Caffeinated" awards? For those books that needed ridiculous quantities of coffee to materialize.

@lunar_fang
O gosh my brain...
best book that goes with spaghetti, of course we have different under categories for sauce.
- Tomato
- Cheese
- Ham & Cheese
- Cream
- Cream & Cheese
- Cream, Ham & Chese
- Bolognese
- Pesto Herbs
- Pesto Tomato, Bell pepper, Basil
Of course also in vegan and not to mention Spaghetti Ice (Vanilla Strawberry out of a spaghetti maker or meat mincer).

Best book flipped upside down twice or mirrored twice.

Best Filler (between two other stories maybe a bit passive aggressive).

Best Loaf story.

Best Website adds.

Best recycled Story concept.

Best story we have seen a hundred times over.

Most eastereggs.

Best Puns per Minute.

Best read not edited (for all the grammar correction enthusiasts).

Bst Tyepo.

Greatest Dessou Set Accessoire (for "hot&steamy" evenings if the Dessous aren't convincing enough this book will).

Best biggest book with the fewest letters.

I have to stop myself xD

@AnnaSaultron @lunar_fang

This makes me think of adding recommendations like at the back of wine bottles. "Goes well with spaghetti"

Oh, I like your award ideas... Building on those:

The "Cliche Excellence" award. For anything that is so cliche, it's impressive.

"DIY editing" award. (Books are sold with a red pen so the reader can go fix it themselves.)

The "Rerun Award" for stories that seem eerily familiar...

@lunar_fang
I love the ideas and the recommendations.

"This work fits well between a dry evening with learning exercises and a weekend full of fun with your besties." :D