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Uri
Uri
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Uri

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Anon wants to be fatty


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JokeDeity
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JokeDeity

in reply to Uri • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •

I'm confused by "6 Onion rings". Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣

Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it's never individual, you just get "an order" of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.

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arti

in reply to JokeDeity • 2 days ago •
i think they are counted to avoid complaints about recieving one less than last time...
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9blb

in reply to JokeDeity • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.
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Owl

in reply to JokeDeity • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$
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FatVegan
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FatVegan

in reply to Owl • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free
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brb

in reply to JokeDeity • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?
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Random Dent

in reply to JokeDeity • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
It's been a while since I've been there, but IIRC Burger King used to do the onion rings and chicken nuggets in orders of either 6 or 12, so you'd go in and order 6 chicken nuggets or whatever.
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in reply to Uri • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •

This would send me into a food coma.

Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

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tetris11

in reply to sp3ctr4l • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC
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sp3ctr4l

in reply to tetris11 • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.
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tetris11

in reply to sp3ctr4l • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down
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in reply to tetris11 • 1 week ago (Received 2 days ago) • •
LOL
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