My mother-in-law got “The Seashell Oracle” as a gift and I am dying here trying not to make puns about UNIX and databases to a room full of completely nontechnical people. Please send help before I break
wiase likes this.
reshared this
We're continuing investigation to the performance issues, you can follow and react here: https://lemmy.world/c/friendicaworld
pino
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Irenes (many)
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •wiase likes this.
reshared this
Paul Cantrell and Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥 reshared this.
Irenes (many)
in reply to Irenes (many) • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to Irenes (many) • • •Exactly the kind of help I was looking for: an outlet
Irenes (many)
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to Irenes (many) • • •@ireneista
“C shell? Seems kinda basic”
“No, C shell •Oracle•, it’s ACID”
George Dinwiddie
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •@ireneista
Greg Bell
in reply to Irenes (many) • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to Greg Bell • • •@ferrix @ireneista
☝️ This is a good joke, don’t bash it
Keith Dawson
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •@ferrix @ireneista
Personally I prefer to drink my tea from a seashell.
JP
in reply to Irenes (many) • • •@ireneista obviously happening at a popup stall off the side of the food market at the beach. the vendor running it has Programmer Tan and almost all surfaces are covered in stickers. buy 3 and get a free devboard. the input system is a semidiy joystick keypad thing shipped from ali, and the oled screen has a uv protector layer
none of the other market vendors understand how this stall maintains a brisk trade, and all the customers are young
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Please picture me saying this to a room full of very nice upper midwesterners who earlier asked me “what is the cloud exactly” and you will understand my predicament
hachyderm.io/@inthehands/11578…
Paul Cantrell
2025-12-26 00:29:57
arti
in reply to Paul Cantrell • •like this
Paul Cantrell, adampetrone, chocobo13ζ, Wes George, Sean Middleditch, Mathew Benson, James Wells, Lucas ✦, airakose, Alys, Kim Spence-Jones 🇬🇧😷, Sébastien de Graffenried, Fluchtkapsel, John McFarlane, Ian Brown and Pontus like this.
reshared this
Paul Cantrell, Olivier Mehani and Sean Middleditch reshared this.
FIAR Light
in reply to arti • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to FIAR Light • • •@LightFIAR @arti
Well done, my jokes about enharmonics always fall flat
FIAR Light
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •draNgNon
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •