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Staff Chief of Joints

Staff Chief of Joints

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Staff Chief of Joints

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Staff Chief of Joints
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10 months ago • •

Staff Chief of Joints

10 months ago • •


Man, I just sneezed and got a cramp in my foot. Wtf is THAT about?
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millennial fulcrum

in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
that's just what happens without a bless you. bless you bro, foot should be feeling all better now right
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@falcennial
You're a life saver
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arti

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low magnesium levels?
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@BlackenedGreen
All those exes hexing me finally joined forces.
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JacobRPG❌👑

in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
Your AARP application is now in the mail.
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The Eddie Show   📷🎧❤️
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The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️

in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
eat a banana!
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@TheEddieShow
YOU eat a banana! 😂
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in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •

I do every day, for cramps!

Also, a bit of mustard chased with water when you get one. Gone in 2 minutes.

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in reply to The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️ • 10 months ago • •
@TheEddieShow or just add potassium chloride to your household salt shakers
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@Adventurer @TheEddieShow
Potassium. I'LL POTASSIUM YOU!
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getting old
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@BlackenedGreen that's why I'm burning sage in Tennessee
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@Adventurer @TheEddieShow
WHAT?!
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I plucked an eyebrow the other day and went into a sneezing fit.

I'd like to have words with a certain blind watchmaker about their wiring jobs...

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shoulda stretched before you went sneezin’
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@bucknam
That's solid advice.
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in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
in my experience this phenomenon is called aging.
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in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
The cramp is just your body redirecting the excess force to keep your eyes from blowing out of their sockets.
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elle mundy

in reply to Staff Chief of Joints • 10 months ago • •
your foot was jealous of your nose and wanted in on the action
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Ross of Ottawa

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just wait 'til you stub your toe and get a nose bleed.
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Oh no!
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@Benhm3
Is that why I always smell cheese?
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One day, you'll be remembering the day you did that because you'll be in traction after laying down on the couch to watch a sportsball game and your back entirely seized.
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