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We interrupt your regular scheduled toots to inform you that grown up things have been cancelled for the rest of the day due to lack of fucks. The shortage is a result of mismanaged fuck distribution. Fedi friends are advised to go eat snacks, hug soft things and watch cartoons in order to replenish the supply. Please remember to distribute future fucks with precision and care in the future to ensure maximum impact.

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As the Deputy Director of the Department of Fuck Distribution and Management (DFDM), I fully support this message.

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Then, as the song says, you have "no more fucks to give". I sympathise. Mine all fucked off a long time back.

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That has indeed been pinpointed as the cause of the shortage. Please apply fuck replenishing self-care protocols.

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Speaking as the Deputy Official Delivery Official (DODO) of the Official Fucks Foundation (OFF), Earth Section, it is my duty to inform recipients of this Official Holistic Notice of Ongoings (OHNO) that the entire Universe is currently experiencing a Ferocious Fucks Shortage (FFS). We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Until further notice, the recommendations in the Previous Communication remain Valid. Please distribute widely the Previous Communication.

@HeliaXyana

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