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The ambassador from Heard Island sets out to Washington DC to discuss the tariffs.
#tarrifs
in reply to BeeCycling

OK, what did I miss? Why are everyone posting things about penguins and the tariffs?
in reply to Ur Ya'ar

@firubat @BeeCycling COTUS just put tariffs on two Antarctic islands that are inhabited only by penguins and other sea birds.
in reply to skribe

@skribe @firubat rumour has it they got the list off ChatGPT which used internet domain codes to determine what is a country and what isn't.
These uninhabited islands have their own internet code, so the mindless machine thought it was a country and put a tariff on it.
If the Moon had it's on internet code it would have been on the list.
in reply to Ur Ya'ar

@firubat
Trump's clown posse masquerading as a government have put tariffs on places like islands inhabited only by penguins and seals.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly8xl…

in reply to BeeCycling

@BeeCycling
this literally sound like an Onion article!

Mike Coffin, from the University of Tasmania, has made the journey to the surrounding waters seven times to conduct scientific research, and is sceptical about the existence of major exports from the island to the US.

"There's nothing there," he told the BBC.


What's there to be sceptical about?!

in reply to Ur Ya'ar

@firubat I know there are sometimes disputes about apparently barren rocks, and it's because the guano on them can be valuable. But in this case it's just pure incompetence. They can't even be bothered to put in the work for their own world domination plans.
in reply to Ur Ya'ar

@firubat Trump put a tariff on an island that is inhabited by only penguins, no people there!
in reply to Ur Ya'ar

@firubat
Trump has announced tariffs on goods coming from islands with no human population, only birds
@beecycling
in reply to BeeCycling

That's not a penguin. That's a chicken with their hair slicked down.
in reply to BeeCycling

I wouldn't let Feathers do it. After all, he's just another crook. And he's still banged up in the rattle.
in reply to Cthulhu

@dj_cthulhu @Janet_52square I see Starmer, bending over a chessboard, thinking deeply, before finally moving a pawn one square. One second later, Trump empties a wheelie bin onto the board.
in reply to BeeCycling

More jokey politics

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in reply to Janet

More jokey politics

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in reply to BeeCycling

that is one badass negotiator, i don't envy usa 😀
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in reply to BeeCycling

🤣❤️ youtube.com/shorts/HLxghHnooJ8
in reply to BeeCycling

There he is—Feathers McGraw, silent, stone-faced, standing at the bottom of the staircase like a tuxedoed menace. He nods once. Trump nod back. It's clear: this won't be a negotiation. It's a showdown. And Trump forgot his penguin-to-English dictionary.
in reply to BeeCycling

@DelilahTech This won't help. Those were the ambassadors from my area going to the capital in the 1930s. Not much has changed here, except most of the water was stolen.