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Ask Lemmy NSFW

asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
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Think /r/AskLemmy but way more NSFW.

Treat this community like a cross between /c/AskLemmy, /c/Sex, and /c/Fetishes.

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  • All posts must be in the form of a question and be largely NSFW.
  • Only text posts are allowed. Links can be posted if they are very relevant.
  • This is not a community to request hookups in.

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  • Try to avoid questions that can simply be googled or have yes/no answers.
  • Search before you post. Your question may have been asked before.
  • If you ask medical/physical questions don’t always trust the comments here.

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  • Treat all questions as if they’re real, no matter how ridiculous.
  • Follow site rules with all reponses to avoid downvotes & removal.
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ClaireyFairy
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7 months ago • •

ClaireyFairy

7 months ago • •


I'm super drunk. Ask me anything. No limits


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I'm 3 bottles of Prosecco in. 40yo woman. Dm me or comment any questions u want. Unlimited. No limits.
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arti

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago •
@ClaireyFairy are you drunk?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to arti • 7 months ago • •
Yes I am
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Bell
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Bell

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
What was your best time ever?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Bell • 7 months ago • •
Ngl, I had a dom when i want in my teen year and it was great time so probably then
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dugmeup
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dugmeup

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •

If you had a companion over to help you out right now what would you like them to do to you. No request is too small or too kinky or mundane.

They could clean the room and after clean your pussy

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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to dugmeup • 7 months ago • •
Ngl I'm in the mood to give long and sloppy head so maybe that
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dugmeup
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dugmeup

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Dang that is ideal.
I'd finger you with the perfect 2 fingers you like while your down there
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to dugmeup • 7 months ago • •
U near the Wirral?
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dugmeup
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dugmeup

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
I wish I were! Maybe someone else on Lemmy is closer to you? BJs are the best
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to dugmeup • 7 months ago • •
Love giving grad. Not greta at deepthroat but love being forced x
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Iheartcheese
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Iheartcheese

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
How many gorillas do you think you could take?
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Iheartcheese • 7 months ago • •
I've seen this and maybe like 1/10th of a gorilla
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al_Kaholic

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
You wanna bang a gorilla that has been cut into 10ths?
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Imadethis
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Imadethis

in reply to al_Kaholic • 7 months ago • •
Damn, they're already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!
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ryrybang
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ryrybang

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
  1. Ideal number of fingers inside you when you masturbate? Or maybe none if you aren't into that.
  2. Kinkiest thing you've done before that you want to do again?
  3. Kinkiest thing you haven't done but are curious about?
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to ryrybang • 7 months ago • •
  1. I'd say 2 is perfect.
  2. Having a dom force me to do piss play
  3. I wanna try being strapped into a bitch suit for a full 24hrs
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Lewd

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curious about how he pissed on you...
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
He didn't piss on me but he pissed down my throat
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
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ah ok, I imagined you on all fours as he held your hair and sprayed your face, or maybe opening your knickers and pissing all over your pussy as he enjoyed the way you got off as he thoroughly humiliated you
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
No, he shoved him cock down my throat while I was tied up and starting pissing
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
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made a urinal out of you, and ever since you've frequently returned to that thought as you greedily fingered yourself, wondering when another man might have the audacity to use you like that?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
A little bit yeah
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sp451
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
What’s you favorite number and why is it pi?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
It isn't pi and it's 13 cause it's my bday x
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sp451
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Taking notes
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
For what reason?
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sp451
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
I’m just pulling your leg 🤪
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
What else do I need notes on?
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Hmm, biggest turn-on?
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
Being degraded publicly x
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
What’s the scenario like?
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
Any scenario babe
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generichate1546

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Cause you're a fucking filthy girl shame thing, or embarrassment thing?
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to generichate1546 • 7 months ago • •
Yes sir, horny and willing to do anything
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chingadera

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •

YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER SUCKS!

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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
You in heels, with a collar around your neck and a leash attached to it? Getting fingered in public and then parade you around. When the crowd is right I would bend you over and play with your buttocks, eventually taking you from behind …
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
That would be hot x
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
I would enjoy that too. You may also blow me if you asked nicely
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to sp451 • 7 months ago • •
Please can I blow u sir?
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Get on your knees and open wide!
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RepressedLemmier

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •

Good girl! Sit.

(I'm not serious, don't kill me)

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StiltedCurler
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StiltedCurler

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Happy birthday
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to StiltedCurler • 7 months ago • •
Thank you
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PenghisKahn
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PenghisKahn

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Ever been DP'd? If so what did you think of the experience?
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HotCoupleSD1959
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HotCoupleSD1959

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Fav song?
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FistingEnthusiast
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FistingEnthusiast

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
How bad do you reckon your hangover is going to be?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to FistingEnthusiast • 7 months ago • •
I dread to think
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RepressedLemmier

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •

Drink water, dehydration is what causes the headaches I think.

Drinking a lot of water helps lessen hangovers.

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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
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late to the party, but do you get super horny when you're in bed hungover? If so, how do you need to be fucked this morning?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
I do and I need anyway u can but preferred rough anal x
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Lewd

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on your back, wrists tied to ankles so that arse is up on the air and on display, so you can watch his cock hover and probe at you, and then he can hold the back of your head and make observe him when he starts slamming his thick hard length balls deep into your arsehole as he starts to fuck you silly?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
That's sounds like the dream rn
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
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there'll be no rubbing that clit when you're tied up like that though, even though your cunt is so swollen and sticky, and your clit is hard, protruding, desperate for attention as he plows you like a little ragdoll
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
No sir, anal only x
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Lewd

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who knows, I might be tempted to give that swollen clit a few sharp slaps whilst I plow that deliciously tight little arsehole of yours?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
Thank you sir
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critical
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critical

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Why are you drunk?
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Estimator0533
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Estimator0533

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Are you still drunk?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Estimator0533 • 7 months ago • •
Probably a little yeah
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RepressedLemmier

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Must have been one hard drink
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sp451

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
How is your hangover?
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Lewd

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is getting spanked a punishment or a reward?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
Punishment x
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine
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Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Lewd

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can you handle a whole fist?
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ClaireyFairy
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ClaireyFairy

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
Never had one before
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FistingEnthusiast
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FistingEnthusiast

in reply to Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine • 7 months ago • •
It's a reasonable question...
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RepressedLemmier
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RepressedLemmier

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •

You said no limits, so I'm going to ask SFW questions to test that.

What is your favorite recipe, if you have one?

Should military service be compulsory?

Do you like Pokemon?

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zxqwas
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zxqwas

in reply to ClaireyFairy • 7 months ago • •
Do you have any profound wisdom to share?
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