Losing all your colour in a washing machine


It's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down


Neil Young - Comes A Time

In any sensible world, a fair measure of a person would be whether they like Neil Young or not. Unfortunately, it's like we did opposites day when the wind changed direction and we got stuck in the current shitshow. Turns out T***p is a massive Neil Young fan. How am I supposed to assimilate this information? You'd think it would be like a Labrador listening to Beethoven (I nicked that simile off Stuart Lee.)

At least Neil Young thinks T***p's a cunt.

This album has Young returning to his country-folk stylings. It's supposed to be one of his favourites of his own records.

Comes A Time, the song, is so good.



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We're so pleased to be with you


Electric Light Orchestra - ELO's Greatest Hits

As a teenager, when ELO were having their hits, I fucking loathed them. Seemed to me that Beatles-referencing pomp-pop was only liked by people who liked pop, rather than music.

I've no idea when the change came, nor how I ended up owning more than one of their albums, but my volte-face is complete, I unreservedly retract my younger self's opinion and really think their music is wonderful, and not in some kind of ironic, guilty pleasure kind of way either.


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Mid-eighties Bowie


Art Ensemble of Chicago - The Third Decade

I love this album's bang, crash, squeak, squawk, whistle, ding-dong, bomp-eccentricity.

It got a bit slagged when it came out, but the NME liked it. and I know this because the person who owned it before me took the trouble to cut out the review and pasted it to the dust sleeve.

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Mum's gone to Al Di


Al Di Meola - Casino

Al Di Meola is the flashy guitarist's flashy guitarist and there's plenty of flashy guitar on this album. In fact, there's little else, with the other musicians all there to enhance the flashiness, leaving no-one in any doubt whose arse is planted on the big porn chair on the cover.

I picked this up in Big Star Records when it was in Rundle Street, soon after we moved to Adelaide in 2008. It cost me $8.

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There seem to be dark shadows catching up with me


Lonnie Holley - MITH

I bought this album in 2018, I think, on the basis of seeing the video of I Woke Up In A Fucked-Up America and I was a bit underwhelmed with it, so it's sat there, unplayed, since.

Holley has drawn comparisons to Gil Scott-Heron and Sun Ra, but has neither the perfectly-honed lyrics and rich voice of the former nor the musical chops of the latter, although I can kind of see where they're coming from. That's not to say his work is without value. It's pretty unusual and unlike anything else I've heard.

As I understand it each song is an improvisation around a theme. My problem with this is, good though each original concept may be, it's a bit hit and miss how much this develops, either musically or lyrically.

I think it'll probably go back on the shelf for another few years, to be honest. It's not for me.



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Now when I was a young boy...


Muddy Waters - Profile

Back when I was 16, I was obsessed with blues. I'd just left school and was living in the family home on a council estate in Romford. Heroin had become quite popular at the time, and I was on the top deck of a 294 bus, chatting to one of the local heroin-enthusiasts, who had been in the year above me in school. He was kind enough to give me a blim of Red Leb (a popular type of hash at the time) to try for the first time.

I spent a Saturday afternoon, alone in the house, face down on my bed, absolutely munted, with side A of this album playing over and over again on my Fidelity record player, with the arm up, and having a wonderful time. Happy days.

I got to see Muddy Waters at the Capital Jazz Festival in 1981 and he was fantastic.

I reckon the next time I got stoned was at a football match and I spent the first half of the match sitting down on the crowded terraces like a twat.

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A chimerical bombination in 12 bursts


Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come

There's a lot to love about this album: I love how the title is a nod to Ornette Coleman, I love how they go all angular-drum-&-bass-&-squelchy 303 at times, I love how they nick Sonny Rollins' saxophone melody from Alfie's Theme for the riff of Liberation Frequency, I love the flawless production and use of samples.

It's no surprise that it was too much for a typically conservative punk/hardcore scene when it came out, so went down like the proverbial fart in a spacesuit. But it was a grower, not a show-er, as they say.

I was in the cinema a couple of years ago, watching Triangle of Sadness, and the puking scene used New Noise as its soundtrack. I fucking loved that.

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Give me some static!


The universe is waiting for you


Angela Bofill - Angie

This was Bofill's debut album, after GRP had taken her under their wing, and features all the GRP regulars plus a nine-piece horn section, a fourteen-piece string section, and nine-piece choir. I'm definitely not suggesting cocaine was involved, but there was a lot around in 1978.

The result is a sort of Nuyorican-soul album that exudes competence and lets Ange show off her clear-as-a-bell vocal chops nicely.

I picked this up for a dollar in a Vinnies in (possibly Newtown) Sydney a few years ago.


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