King's take here exemplifies the American shitlib mentality.

Dude assumes (probably rightly so) that most Congressional representatives are terrible human beings who shouldn't have power, suggests that if we knew their dark secrets we would remove them from power, then concludes that the only thing to do is to elect his very special terrible human being to join all the others 🤦‍♂️

Deer gods, save us from older white Dems who just can't handle the idea that what we need is something radically new and different rather than a Blue version of the Red fascist 🙏

#USpol

"If only there had been some warning sign, some mark on him to alert us," said Democratic voter Stacy Verdant. "It's always the ones you least suspect, you know? Looking back, there is just no way anyone could have seen this coming. Why couldn't there be some sort of clue about creeps like this? It's such a shock."


— Babylon Bee, "Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort Of Sign That Platner Was A Bad Person"

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