I saw it this past weekend... the worst boat name ever. I'm sure you've seen the clichés, like Sea-renity, or the scatological, like Passing Wind, but aside from being overdone, they're okay. This one, though:

Pounder Hard

The toxic machismo expressed in boat names bragging about one's sexual prowess is already awful, but this one's doesn't even make any sense! It's not a pun or play on words, so, just, why?