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BREAKING: Elon Musk is reportedly furious people keep calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”

So don't do that.

#swasticars

#swasticars
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Ro Laren RED57🥄💩🦨🍈🍊🤡
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We saw a swastitruck earlier today. The usual dull stainless steel (SS) color had been turned a dull dark olive green. It looked like a drivable helmet.

Don’t call it that, either.

#swastitruck

#swastitruck

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@RoLarenRED57 Nope! I'm convinced Musk's cars are mobile bucket latrines & urinals lacking all promising designer spirit.
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Maddad ☑️
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@ArenaCops @RoLarenRED57
It's one of these on wheels.
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#swasticar
It's a Nazi wankpanzer, you're not that wrong. 😎
But for now let's all repeat: SWASTICAR
#swasticar
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell personally I liked Incel Camino but unfortunately times have changed
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell
I find myself reflexively shouting "douchemobile!" every time I see one.

Which, this being the SF bay area, happens entirely too often...

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@violetmadder @GhostOnTheHalfShell We also live in an area with a very large number of Teslas. Most are driven by people concerned about the environment who were early EV adopters before knowing what Musk was. The regular Tesla sedans are one of the more affordable EVs on the market, surprisingly. I sure wouldn’t buy one now, but dumping a perfectly good, already purchased car isn’t a good choice for the environment. Just saying.
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Troy
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You know he looks at the stats on what people are naming their cars too. People definitely shouldn't go rename their car in the app.
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@troy
Oh dear ... I did not know that. I got a Model 3 in 2010 and I named it "Snowflake Warrior" -- kind of a combo of Social Justic Warrioer and Snowflake. So I guess I am on Elon's hit list.
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The Witch of Crow Briar
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@ChrisWellens @troy Every time I see a Tesla of any model I can only think of Musk’s Nazi salute and I assume the driver is a Trump-voting fascist. Sorry to break it to you.
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell I think "deplorian" and "wankpanzer" are more generic terms for the unnecessarily large vehicles that so many people drive these days.

Not going to comment on weak minds or small penises, I'm sure some people really need them, have their own plans for coping with the impending doom of climate change, and drive extra carefully to avoid the carnage that others with similar vehicles cause to other road users and pedestrians.

"Swasticar" and "swastitruck" I feel should be reserved for vehicles made by actual nazis such as Elon Musk.

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@GhostOnTheHalfShell
If real then perhaps, a reflection of Musk's subconscious?

It's Poe's Law, I think, which comments on when reality is indistinguishable from parody.
@davep

#swasticars
#USpol
#NaziAmerica

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Well, he'll get better press if he moves forward with that ride heiling service that he keeps blabbering about.
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Jimmy Havok
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Also Incel Camino and Wank Panzer. I think the olive drab one I saw the other day was a classic example of that.
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You wouldn't think of reposting this on Twitter, would you? Nah, of *course* not. 😉
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Drop Bear @David Penfold hahaha I once had a friend from Australia and one from Texas. They would tease each other about drop bears and all sorts of non-existant things. I found it hilarious!
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Why would anybody call a TeSSla a swasticar?

Elon doesn't like people calling his cars swasticars!

We should respect Elon's wish not to label TeSSlas as swasticars.

#tessla #swasticars #fckelon #fightfascism #freespeech #electioninterference #BTW2025 #Bundestagswahl #Deutschland

#deutschland #freespeech #electioninterference #fightfascism #bundestagswahl #BTW2025 #fckelon #swasticars #tessla
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martin lentink 🇪🇺 🇺🇦
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They're shitty cars though. Fenders tend to fall off. Door handles break off. Windows don't fit.
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@davidtheeviloverlord @Kpasa @violetmadder @GhostOnTheHalfShell
I think, all Tesla owners¹ not agreeing with Musk need this sticker.²

¹ At least those from Bavaria.
² linke-t-shirts.de/25mm-button/… Edit: This is the Button. The sticker is out of stock. I'm not affiliated with them in any way.

A special Antifa sticker. The text on the circular rim reads "Königlich Bayerische Antifa" (traslats roughly as "Royal Bavarian Antifa") in a Fractura font. In the center of the sticker two flags. The one in the Front with the Bavarian blue-white diamond pattern.

Königlich Bayerische Antifa (25mm Button, Königlich Bayerische Antifa, Königlich Bayerische Antifa, Gruppen)

Der 25mm Button "Königlich Bayerische Antifa" von Königlich Bayerische Antifa kostet 1,00 €. Unsere Bestellnummer ist 221307.
Jan Rohlfs
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@Kpasa @violetmadder @GhostOnTheHalfShell
I have seen photos online of teslas with this bumper sticker: "I bought this before I knew what he was."
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@briankrebs I don’t understand, shouldn’t #EvilElon as convinced Nazi be proud that his ugly cars receive a corresponding nickname? #swasticars
#evilelon #swasticars @BrianKrebs
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Quark Maker
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Another day, another image that you shouldn't share all over Twitter... errr, I mean "X".
Swastitruck: Pursuing the dream: Enshitification of the American Political System. Tesla. Hashtag Heil President Musk.
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Quark Maker
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Oh, incidentally, anyone wanting to make up their own Cybertruck materials... the font has been posted online; this is the link I found to it:

cybertruckownersclub.com/forum…


Cybertruck font for those looking for it!

Here is the Cybertruck font for those looking to add more customization. You will have to adjust the kearning (spacing between the letters) to your liking but i figured thats not too much to deal...
zetnom773 (Tesla Cybertruck Forum - Cybertruck Owners Club)
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JW Prince of CPH, Radicalized
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There's a shitload of them in my 'hood so I see them all the time & literally cannot think of them as anything *other* than Swasticars.