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A woman with shoulder-length brown hair (Danielle Smith) is standing in front of a backdrop featuring the flags of Alberta and Canada. She is wearing a dark blazer with a badge that reads "PREMIER OF ALBERTA." She appears to be speaking at a podium, and there are several speech bubbles around her with the following text:

1. "Oh, was the start of the trade war today? I've been so busy kissing Republican politician asses in the States for all the months that it's been threatened that I forgot to think about any response other than eager capitulation."
2. "But now that apparently not everyone's on board with we secessionists being full throttle 51st state cheerleaders for some reason."
3. "I guess I have to momentarily pretend to support Canada for the first time in my entire political career."
4. "And say that we'll finally start thinking about a token response tomorrow."
5. "That isn't serious enough to actually annoy Trump."