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Yes, don't forget that old saying: Cobol corrupts the brain.
It's true for anyone code.
Screw the whole idea of move fast and break things!
It's not even correct in technology.
Test. Test. Test. AND NEVER WITH PRODUCTION DATA.
@JohnJBurnsIII give me a P-O-C, a fully signed solution design, statement of works & rollback strategy with a full support document set & training guides, or give me death...
ding ding ding ding. We have a winner
my wife did too and she's an artist. But she's loved an IT nerd for over thirty years.
funny story, SSA.gov was down from March 31st until today. Let working cobol work
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@writermissyo Really? Can you cite a source?
I went to log in every day to my SSA account (I receive social security disability payments) and there was an error every time you went to log in. And the system auto logs you off after like an hour.
Working code doesn't get weaker - if it ain't broke, don't break it.
I can't tell you how often I have to fix mysterious bugs in code as it is ported from one architecture to another - never mind a rewrite in a different language.
Hubris or stupidity - we will never know.
Checks and balances AND CODE
I mean, it would align with my financial interests, but that's not really a good reason for that.
oh my... Sooo true...
I use many RiiR (Rewrite it in Rust) tools, but I can't say he's wrong.
Missing period.
@jchaven Now THAT is a great COBOL comeback!
You laughed, I got shivers down my spine and my hair stood on end. ๐
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hello everyone! i have a shop focused on handmade fused glass that i make in my kiln. i mostly do jewelry: bolo ties, earrings and pendants. i also do pocket hearts, pocket paws, a la carte cabochons and game tokens.
i sell pride jewelry year round!
shares help me out!
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#Caturday The string is her favorite enemy.
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#Caturday The string is her favorite enemy.
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@Nickiquote ๐ You just reminded me of the early- to mid-90s before everyone had cellphones and my father got one of those gigantic "mobile" phones in a carrying bag that I had to lug around whenever I went to the mall.
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My husband constantly refers to aluminum foil as tin foil and it's one of the elements of our relationship that periodically makes me want to divorce him.
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@intothewestaway the world (except our American friends) agreed on aluminium many years ago. This is a non-question surely.
@Freshwuzhere @intothewestaway America has done a LOT of things wrong, but just because the rest of the world has decided to mispronounce/misspell the name given by the discoverer of aluminum doesn't mean we need to follow suit.
That being said, I donโt give AF about what the inventor of the gif says, I am NOT saying it like jif.
Sounds like some kind of conspiracy.
That's the real "tinfoil hat conspiracy."
They've got all these guys putting on aluminum hats that amplify the mind-control rays! ;) Where does one even get tinfoil for tinfoil hats? The mystery deepens!
They've got all these guys putting on aluminum hats that amplify the mind-control rays! ;) Where does one even get tinfoil for tinfoil hats? The mystery deepens!
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well, I use both terms. Does that make me bifoil?
Also, we don't say aluminum foil hat, unless you use the British pronunciation of aluminum, then it's okay. ๐
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It makes sense that the kind of people who wear those hats call them "tin" foil hats because they donโt know anything about science.
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I grew up hearing foil pronounced like someone with a Jersey accent says "fall."
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@TheEddieShow @kimlockhartga Nothing will top a Pennsylvanian saying water as wooder.
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@TheEddieShow true that. I miss my Grandpa asking if I "warshed" my face.
har-WIRE for the state.
@TheEddieShow @kimlockhartga I was thinking today about things my grandmother had from depression years, a million bread loaf bags and clips, rubber bands, and her ball of "tin foil," but it probably was tin then ๐
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Dad's mom used Bunny Bread bags with twist ties to store greens and such.
@TheEddieShow yep. Kinda like the "ol" in your car.
@kimlockhartga @TheEddieShow Ohl reminds me of when Kev and I went on a trip to Copenhagen and we were at a little bar called รl which I guess means beer and the bartender who checked our ID was trying to be friendly and asked Kev if we were there on holiday and Kev said "Nope. No holidays. Just vacation." ๐
@TheEddieShow In Alabama, foil, boil, and oil rhyme with coal.
@TheEddieShow I wish I had a good dialect memory, but the Utah accent is weirdly hard to pin down.
@kimlockhartga My theory is that tin foil hats actually work and that's why the government got rid of tin foil and replace it with aluminum foil.
@kimlockhartga There is no British pronunciation of Aluminum.
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Because itโs Aluminium ๐
@3janeTA @sunumbral @TheEddieShow @kimlockhartga You'll need all that "junk" when the Trump Slump turns into the Donald Depression.
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@3janeTA @sunumbral @TheEddieShow @kimlockhartga This is so true! My friend, Asher, is a comedic genius and he kind of articulated this in a comic!
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@WestLawns Yes, I get it. But none of the people I've encountered who still refer to it as tin foil were alive in the early 20th century.
Both are right my parents always called it tin foil ๐คฃ
@Canuckrs Unless they've got some NOS from the early 20th century, they do not have tin foil.
You should be glad you didn't marry a Danish person - we call it "silver paper" ๐
And that stuff they put in pencils isn't even real lead!
If you divorce, you might collect antimony.
but why? That is the normal name for it here in NZ.
@SimonCHulse The metal foil in question hasn't been made from tin since the early 20th century. It's made from aluminum/aluminium.
I guess unless NZ is still trying to use up some VERY old stock. Or maybe NZ is flush with tin reserves and it's actually cheaper to make the foil out of tin over there. But ours is definitely made from aluminum.
itโs just easier to say.
Does he use it for headgear?
I hate to say this but tin cans are usually tin plated steel and sometimes they don't even have tin plate!
So your grounds for divorce would be โchemical dependencyโ? That will work.
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The CIA replaced all the tin foil with aluminum so people can't protect themselves against their mind control ray.
The CIA replaced all the tin foil with aluminum so people can't protect themselves against their mind control ray.
Suggestion: If you both refer to it as "the foil entity", you can scare unsuspecting guests. Don't forget to roll eyes when saying it.
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For the record, I do not say wooder ๐ But, Philly peeps embrace all of this stuff in good humor and it's great. Wooder ice 4 life!
For the record, I do not say wooder ๐ But, Philly peeps embrace all of this stuff in good humor and it's great. Wooder ice 4 life!
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me: to solve this problem, we need a one-syllable nickname for aluminum
my brain: alf oil
is he secretly British?
Because we still have a major high street mobile phone retailer called โThe Carphone Warehouseโ.
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@Nickiquote ๐ You just reminded me of the early- to mid-90s before everyone had cellphones and my father got one of those gigantic "mobile" phones in a carrying bag that I had to lug around whenever I went to the mall.
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Thatโs amazing. I never saw one in real life.
My brother-in-law had one of these in his Mercedes, late 1980s. Mostly to crack Gordon Gecko jokes with his friends, I think.
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I think itโs pronounced *tinium* foil;
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The first thing I see when I wake up most days. Lucky me.
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Good morning
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On weekends, I sleep downstairs with her to keep her company (because she is 18 and has arthritis and canโt pull her body up the stairs but really needs a warm body to cuddle with)
It also means she has all kinds of faces when I open my eyes but donโt immediately get up to feed her
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