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OMG IT'S HAPPENING
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In 1982, cartoonist Gary Larson published a now-iconic "Far Side" comic titled "Cow Tools." In it, a cow stands proudly beside a jumble of bizarre, useless objects that are "tools" in name only.Cell Press (Phys.org)
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Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.Thermosion (YouTube)
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Sometimes opportunities just land in your lap.
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I did the thing fedi
(really didn't optimize anything...)
Happy Caturday! "Shade at Night" is from my new series of Cosmic Cats...
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does this device even have a CD drive?

Side A or side B?
(Have you ever heard about 3" floppies?)
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Could not load A:\FEDIVERS.EXE
Try again? [Y/n]
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Linse mit Spätzle un Seitewürschd
(lentils with fresh noodles and sausages)
#food #coocking #photography #omnom #nom
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"words with ambition of being doggerel"?
@gaditb No ambition, though.
Which is most of the problem; there are people, and they have agency, but the machine doesn't. It's remarkably similar to those stories about magic mills that can grind out anything, and someone gets greedy and instead of winding up with salt in the oceans we wind up with a vast quantity of the seductive whispers of demons, that have no knowledge of good and evil and so aren't even lies.
Doggerel is fun. Writing doggerel is how you learn the craft of writing more serious verse. Here is some fun doggerel written by Samuel Johnson as parody of bad poetry:
I put my hat upon my head,
And walk'd into the Strand,
And there I met another man
Whose hat was in his hand.
Perfect meter, but nothing to say. And of course "The Night Before Christmas" is definitely doggerel, and also fun.
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i'm probably going to be told tomorrow that i'm being laid off, so if anyone has a lead on a decent remote embedded software engineering or unix/linux systems job, i've got a resume to send you.
i don't like discussing the specifics of who my past clients have been in public. however, my most recent position was contracting with the kernel team of a major CDN and cloud services provider that i know many people on fedi are also current or former employees of, maintaining their internal linux distribution (an customized Ubuntu downstream) for their custom server platforms, porting forward and cleaning up patchsets to newer versions of the distribution, fixing issues in toolchains and libraries, etc.
i've also done embedded software work for a large variety of devices including medical, cellular technology, and industrial control equipment, in addition to some consumer products. i've done board bringup and BSP development with Yocto/Openembedded, Buildroot, FreeRTOS, etc, on most major SoC and microcontroller families. when doing business logic, I am most comfortable in C and Lua, but fine working with C++ codebases, and can learn to work with other languages if a project needs it.
boosts appreciated.
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Three things you forgot…
- location
- remote/on-site preference
- #GetFediHired tag
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me: if we shot naked smurfs out of a cannon, would we see them against the sky ?
brain: I said GO TO SLEEP 🧸
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Thanks to modern technology, you don't have toooo!
NSFS - Not Safe For Smurfs!
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“Why is that guy staring at me like that? Is he trying to read my deep thoughts?”
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You're absolutely correct, and it was smart to question this.
Yes, this stuff IS getting better or no! Good catch!
*Just* thinking the same thing when I googled the strawberry question after seeing your post.
Boilerplate with a dash of randomness to the output prose
I don’t know what to say. All Gemini 2.0 models answer “3” for this question: How many "r"s are in “strawberry”? S T R(1) A W B E R(2) R(3) R(4) Y Can the Gemini dev team do me a favorite? Combine the reasoning of DeepSeek R1 + the massive token …Google AI Developers Forum
Depends how much you are looking to invest today…
**rubs hands**
I think it would be a great coding challenge to see how many ways people could implement a letter count program in different languages as an answer for this facepalm output...
I'm confident that even the most complex approaches (like firing up a Win98 with Excel97 and execute a VBScript on a virtual machine) would still cost less, consume less energy and be far more accurate than these... I don't even have words for them anymore.
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Cloud is helping me relax.
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the loose thread
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#haiku #poetry
#DailyHaikuPrompt - thread
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Therapist: Remember, it's okay to lay down and r...
Me: Let the Mushrooms consume you
Therapist: ...rest, sometimes.
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My Doctor was once saying
while we were talking about coffee/tea
"No more than 2." I interrupted with cups for breakfast?
she wasn't amused. Who knew first thing they do in medical school is a sense of humour removal
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*Sad mushroom noises* or maybe *weird mushroom noises*
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Swamp Thing, except with extra mushrooms?
I am down with that.
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@Guillotine_Jones More toad spit background (involving candles):
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@wendinoakland @log @Kierkegaanks
no facts allowed
we are only allowed deranged "no, you!" style insults
my opinion will reign supreme by my behavior to insult anyone with a different opinion!
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@wendinoakland @log @Kierkegaanks
Ok you win, mushrooms reign supreme
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@benroyce @wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks Algae are an essential component of a balanced fungus-dominant holobiont. Even if mine are chlorophyll deficient and dormant from living mostly inside of a log.
As I am *technically* a lichen myself, I strongly encourage every human to walk outside, lie down, and allow your bodies to be enfolded by fungus. For the greater glory of Juffo-Wup.
I'm a champion of the "#Avatar" movies
Some people don't like them because they're rather bland and their popularity seems to come with zero impact on culture or society
But there's plenty of other movies for impact
And the popcorn muncher's message is benign, when it could have easily been not-so-benign, so I therefore support the franchise
Also I'm a degenerate knee-jerk contrarian so I champion "Avatar" because so many are unimpressed 😶🌫️
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@benroyce @wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks @log
It's like Liberace complaining about everyone calling him a "queer". He said it made him cry - all the way to the bank.
Cameron is his own particular kind of movie making beast. Completely unique. This is his money, his story. Quit complaining and enjoy 'em.
Our daughter’s favorite t-shirt:
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Cute mushrooms and rotting flesh, what's not to love? 🎲 💀 The “We Will Feast on Your Corpse” T‑shirt warns adventurers: your demise is our dinner menu. #dnd #tshirt #dungeonsanddragons #mushrooms #shrooms #cottagecoreWizardly Tees
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@miguelpergamon @benroyce @wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks
What is a Deathworld but Australia, with all its teeth and venoms, writ larger and redder in claw? May art not imitate nature twice?
Copyright protects the expression, not the plot. And screenplays, especially those crafted in Los Angeles, have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship with the adaptation rights, and carry deep expertise in avoiding infringement that can be proven at trial.
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Or, you can just read Deathworld by Harry Harrison and marvel at how James Cameron barely bothers to hide his massive fucking thefts.
(*takes pipe out of mouth and indicates*)
Now, it would be remiss of me to jump to any unfounded conclusions on his character but I do believe Cameron to be a fuckerie of a major raasklaat, dear boy.
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Attached: 1 image Why watch Avatar3 or any of James Cameron's films when you can read the short fast-paced Vietnam War allegory DeathWorld by Harry Harrison and its two official sequels!? Same goes for the Predator franchise. AfterEarth. 65 ...quangobaud (kolektiva.social)
@wendinoakland Looks like you're fediblocked from each other.
Was referring to Harry Harrison's "Deathworld" series written works.
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Yeah, I know blah Terminator blah Matrix blah Gravity bladi-blah.
Cameron puts Glen Larceny to shame (even though Larson definitely created original ideas ... sometimes).
@log
*facetious mode activated*
Deep sea? I can send Cameron to the deep sea.
Bathysphere not needed. 👺
@miguelpergamon @wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks @log
mastodon: where everyone, including the mods, are trigger happy with the blocks over the slightest sleight
@benroyce @wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks @log
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(I've no idea what the top of the thread is, I'm only getting the "so say the avatar" bit loading)
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but take heart, because close by is Happy You Near! 😁
Now that MAGA is self-destructing, here come a platoon of Oompa Loompas like a Greek chorus to sing of his crimes as he is led away,

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