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Friendly reminder that you can use massgrave.dev (and audit their scripts if you don't trust to run them) to activate Windows, as well as activate Extended Security Updates (for Windows 10), and more for free, should you need to run Windows!
I absolutely do not condone doing this for a computer used in a business, as that can land you in a lot of hot water should MS bother to audit, but for personal use? Who gives a shit! Don't pay for a license!
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Stolen to add alt-text
(and to ward off my despair...)
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our stance on slop is that of sewage in wine
it only takes a teaspoon of sewage to turn an entire cask of wine into sewage
this comes with a corollary: you can pour all the wine into the sewer that you want, and it won't turn the sewage into wine
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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OMG IT'S HAPPENING
phys.org/news/2026-01-austrianโฆ
In 1982, cartoonist Gary Larson published a now-iconic "Far Side" comic titled "Cow Tools." In it, a cow stands proudly beside a jumble of bizarre, useless objects that are "tools" in name only.Cell Press (Phys.org)
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Sometimes opportunities just land in your lap.
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I did the thing fedi
(really didn't optimize anything...)
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Happy Caturday! "Shade at Night" is from my new series of Cosmic Cats...
ART - peggycollinsgallery.com/featurโฆ
#caturday #cats #cat #catart #artforsale #blackcats #blackcat #homedecor #wallart #puzzles #greetingcards #mastoart
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More than we can handle.
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Linse mit Spรคtzle un Seitewรผrschd
(lentils with fresh noodles and sausages)
#food #coocking #photography #omnom #nom
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Doggerel is fun. Writing doggerel is how you learn the craft of writing more serious verse. Here is some fun doggerel written by Samuel Johnson as parody of bad poetry:
I put my hat upon my head,
And walk'd into the Strand,
And there I met another man
Whose hat was in his hand.
Perfect meter, but nothing to say. And of course "The Night Before Christmas" is definitely doggerel, and also fun.
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me: if we shot naked smurfs out of a cannon, would we see them against the sky ?
brain: I said GO TO SLEEP ๐งธ
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Thanks to modern technology, you don't have toooo!
NSFS - Not Safe For Smurfs!
โWhy is that guy staring at me like that? Is he trying to read my deep thoughts?โ
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I think it would be a great coding challenge to see how many ways people could implement a letter count program in different languages as an answer for this facepalm output...
I'm confident that even the most complex approaches (like firing up a Win98 with Excel97 and execute a VBScript on a virtual machine) would still cost less, consume less energy and be far more accurate than these... I don't even have words for them anymore.
tillian ๐ฆ ACAB
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