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#alttext: toot by Zelda: "Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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#alttext: post by firefox official reading: i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets
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#alttext twitter post: u telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad? comment: technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it
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#alttext: I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: I miss my hands. Never break a primise to a witch. There's only one way to lift the curse. I just want to hug my kids again.
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How to Negotiate With Your Cat
#alttext: Meme of a cat sitting on a desk holding its left paw unto the chin of a person sitting on the desk looking at the cat. Top text: How to Negotiate With Your Cat Bottom Text: STEP ONE: Give your cat whatever they want. STEP TWO: End negotiation.
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Miakoda
in reply to arti • • •@Track_Shovel I want to get a parrot, train it to constantly say "I'm sorry, something went wrong", and "There's been an error. Please try again later.", and lock all the devs who make useless error messages in a room with it till they go back and make actual error messages I can use to figure out what broke!
"No! You sit at that keyboard and make real error messages! You can eat when it tells me what to fix!"
arti
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