#alttext twitter post: u telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad? comment: technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it

ooli3

2025-11-25 07:13:26

technically true

#alttext: I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: I miss my hands. Never break a primise to a witch. There's only one way to lift the curse. I just want to hug my kids again.

Track_Shovel

2025-11-22 04:25:02

*SQWAK* POLLY WANTS OUT OF THIS FEATHERY FLESH PRISON

How to Negotiate With Your Cat

#alttext: Meme of a cat sitting on a desk holding its left paw unto the chin of a person sitting on the desk looking at the cat. Top text: How to Negotiate With Your Cat Bottom Text: STEP ONE: Give your cat whatever they want. STEP TWO: End negotiation.

Eric Alper

2025-11-15 18:45:01

Happy #caturday

#alttext: Photo of a brown black stiped cat with white paws and hankerchief looking at you behind bars of a cage containing bowls with food and water. The sign on the cage reads: It has been (written in) 0 day(s) since i smacked someone for no reason.

oxy

2025-10-18 20:30:20

#Caturday