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#alttext: toot by Zelda: "Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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#alttext: I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: I miss my hands. Never break a primise to a witch. There's only one way to lift the curse. I just want to hug my kids again.


*SQWAK* POLLY WANTS OUT OF THIS FEATHERY FLESH PRISON


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@Track_Shovel I want to get a parrot, train it to constantly say "I'm sorry, something went wrong", and "There's been an error. Please try again later.", and lock all the devs who make useless error messages in a room with it till they go back and make actual error messages I can use to figure out what broke!

"No! You sit at that keyboard and make real error messages! You can eat when it tells me what to fix!"

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How to Negotiate With Your Cat

#alttext: Meme of a cat sitting on a desk holding its left paw unto the chin of a person sitting on the desk looking at the cat. Top text: How to Negotiate With Your Cat Bottom Text: STEP ONE: Give your cat whatever they want. STEP TWO: End negotiation.

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