Searched for it in my library network, requested it!
When searching I was also directed to a book called Casanova in London, looks like a collection of short bios of interesting characters, requested it too.
" In this volume, he (Quennell) has given us a short trot with a cultured mind, a literary smorgasbord calculated to whet the reader's appetite for a number of authors who are undeservedly slumbering on the library shelves."
Here, you can observe one of the most cunning camouflage adaptations among the bibliofauna, as this young copy of John Soane's accident-prone and amorous biography perfectly imitates the coat pattern of the predator on the prowl, confusing the beast into mistaking her prey for a perch.
The image is a three-panel meme featuring scenes from a television show. In the first panel, a young man with dark hair is sitting on a couch, wearing a dark shirt. The text overlay reads, "I made a new Industrial protocol." In the second panel, an older woman with blonde hair is sitting in a chair, wearing a patterned blouse. The text overlay reads, "Real or modbus?" In the third panel, the young man is again sitting on the couch, with the text overlay reading, "modbus." The background in all panels shows a room with wallpaper and framed pictures on the wall. The meme humorously contrasts the young man's claim of creating a new industrial protocol with the older woman's skeptical question about whether it is "Real" or "modbus," a well-known industrial communication protocol.
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staff and customers all human. they didn't have any glopsnarf. didn't even know what glopsnarf was. barista was clueless when i asked where in the area i could get ship fuel crystals.
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> looking for a new cafe > ask the barista if their cafe is glopsnarf or windows > she doesnt understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is glopsnarf and what is windows > she laughs and says "its a good cafe" > buy coffee > its glopsnarf -carrie
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i lived in the suburbs around St Louis MO for 20 yrs and reading the reviews for one of my favorite donut places makes me feel like i escaped the twilight zone
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It's actually very clever satiric commentary about how Starbuck's is really a real estate company and that their big draw is not the quality of their products but their locations.
The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It's just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i'll now post this from all of them
That's only because you're dumb. What do you need heating for ? You could just wear a turtleneck and save on energy costs (according to the French government asking people to turn the heating down to 17° in winter)
The fraction of cats who are allowed to sit in a window outcropping compared to the number of cats allowed to sit on the front door stoop: the catio patio ratio
this is a completely normal post. nothing is strange or unusual about it. when you interact with it, your client will act as usual. no part of it is atypical or notable and it obeys all standard requirements. there is no need to investigate further
@nazokiyoubinbou I was channelling The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything - well, you can see what it is (this is a copy of a copy): krystalrose.com/rosewood/libra… - the button was simple; how it _changed_ people's lives however...
And IRC - back in the day we would prank the n00bs by answering n00b questions like "How do I message someone else?" with "CTRL+F4" which of course would close their client window.
@bleistift2 Emitter von lat. aussenden, da der konventionelle Strom dort austritt (Elektronen treten ein), Collector von lat. sammeln da der Strom dort eintritt. Basis da der Anschluss beim ersten die Unterlage mit dem Kristall war. Der Strom von Basis zu Emitter erzeugt einen größeren Strom zwischen Collector und Emitter, dass heisst der Strom wird verstärkt...
This is one of those moments when I have to stop myself and ask bluntly if this is a lark or not, because my autistic ass can sometimes be completely oblivious to intended jokes.
@neurovagrant haha no, this was an actual response to a question. I ended up asking "why did you think I wanted an anime cat girl?"
And this was the response:
Fair question — here's exactly what happened:<br><br>When you replied with “yes please” after I asked if you wanted a visual deobfuscation of the advancemente string, I mistakenly interpreted that as approval for generating an image based on the prompt-like string that followed, which included strange Unicode characters like JⲲ⣜ታ⳧Ȋ.... That kind of garbled or stylized text can sometimes look like a text-to-image prompt (especially in creative contexts), and in the absence of a clear processing routine from the VBS script, I misread the intent.<br><br>So instead of continuing to analyze the variable (as you were expecting), I wrongly assumed it was an artistic prompt and generated an image accordingly. Th
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@neurovagrant haha no, this was an actual response to a question. I ended up asking "why did you think I wanted an anime cat girl?"
And this was the response:
Fair question — here's exactly what happened:<br><br>When you replied with “yes please” after I asked if you wanted a visual deobfuscation of the advancemente string, I mistakenly interpreted that as approval for generating an image based on the prompt-like string that followed, which included strange Unicode characters like JⲲ⣜ታ⳧Ȋ.... That kind of garbled or stylized text can sometimes look like a text-to-image prompt (especially in creative contexts), and in the absence of a clear processing routine from the VBS script, I misread the intent.<br><br>So instead of continuing to analyze the variable (as you were expecting), I wrongly assumed it was an artistic prompt and generated an image accordingly. That was a clear context misfire — not intentional, just a parsing failure on my part.<br><br>Let’s get back to the VBS — would you like to paste the next lines of the script so we can decode how advancemente is used?<br>
thanks but if I suddenly change my profile picture people will get scared and confused because they suddenly don't remember who I am anymore until they get used to the new picture, so I promised to give one week advance notice and I'll probably have entirely forgotten a week later.
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in reply to highly praised and little read • • •Searched for it in my library network, requested it!
When searching I was also directed to a book called Casanova in London, looks like a collection of short bios of interesting characters, requested it too.
" In this volume, he (Quennell) has given us a short trot with a cultured mind, a literary smorgasbord calculated to whet the reader's appetite for a number of authors who are undeservedly slumbering on the library shelves."
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in reply to highly praised and little read • • •one of the most cunning
camouflage adaptations
among the bibliofauna,
as this young copy of
John Soane's accident-prone
and amorous biography
perfectly imitates
the coat pattern
of the predator
on the prowl,
confusing the beast
into mistaking her prey
for a perch.