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UPDATE: Lucy has been found alive and relatively ok. Thank you all for your help with sharing the message! 🩷💜
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This is my friend Lucy who is currently missing in Wellington Pōneke. She is vulnerable, low on resources, and may be experiencing paranoia and disordered thinking so if you see her please be gentle and straightforward. Her mother is now nearby and can come to wherever.
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I don't suppose anyone reading this knows how to contact exactly 834 gay people in Slovenia
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I think the 7 countries can be considered reached now, the 1 million is way harder to reach in 3-4 days 🤐
@Nocta_Senestra i don't think we'll make 1 million but we're really rocketing since the 7 day mark. I bet it'll make 500,000?
How do you contact 834 gay people anywhere?
contact like throw a packet at them or more like tcp? Also if one is not reached the whole message has to time out for all and prevent overshoot...
@arti Honestly, now that I think about it, if I wanted to ping 834 people in Slovenia, I bet I could do that.
Anyway, the 834 Slovenians actually showed up and now we are looking for 1,650 Danes and/or 3,800 Austrians. eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/…
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fits all in. Used popcicle sticks to hold the pcb in place.
#electronics #upcycling #arduino #woodworking
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Thanks, I just learned a new meaning for PCB (yes, I knew it couldn't be the toxic compound in this context 🙂).
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What a little stinker ~ and, What an acrobatic kitty❣😂
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Well. At least the ginger sir appreciates my hours and hours of ironing, he fits in the laundry bin again!
That's a majestic cat if I have ever seen one
@Sini Tuulia that, of course, is the *real* reason why you needed to iron stuff!
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List of things we sell here 1
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#ADHD
Removed because of childish temper tanties.
But do keep on downvoting. That'll tell 'em! 😂
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Get this LLM slop out of here. If you can't be bothered to write your own comments, don't bother saying anything at all.
Go fuck yourself. I was honest about the source.
Judging people for using the tools at their disposal to help make a point is just ableism.
Except you're not using a tool, you're replacing your comment with the tool.
If I had written the comment out myself, it would have made largely the same point.
I appreciate yout honestly but you aren't going to find hardly anyone on Lemmy who wants to read anything made by generative AI. People have a strong negative reaction to it. As someone who tried to give AI an honest chance, I found it less than useless for even the most basic tasks. It often has no idea what I'm talking about or when it does it just makes shit up. It's good for laughs though, I had it write a script for a sequel to the 2008 film Speed Racer. That was funny to read lol.
Have to ask what you used it for for it to be “less than useless” as that seems mighty biased or hyperbolic.
I’m a software developer and work for a tiny company of 7 employees including the owner engineers.
We use LLMs everyday and the time it has saved us in real world numbers is massive to say the least.
It was enough that we all got pay rises and a reduction of hours from 37.5 to 33 per week.
It ain’t doing our jobs for us but to say it is useless is ridiculous and shows the clear bias of Lemmy on this subject matter. It’s a kin to saying a calculator is useless in making an accountable faster at their job.
I like this place but at this point it is nothing more than an echo chamber akin to the Donald where discussion is not encouraged for dissenting opinions and it’s just a circle jerk of everybody feeling superior without any intention of making the world a better place.
Ironic user name for a vibe coder. Do you guys have an estimate for the rate of technical debt and vulnerabilities introduced or is that secondary to "getting it done"?
Vulnerabilities is going to be the same as before as it’s not like we just vibe code the whole thing. It’s akin to Intellisense on steroids.
As an example we have pretty well defined coding standards and so there is a lot of repetition in how we make calls from Typescript -> GraphQL -> C#. And the fact that CoPilot learns from our code base and then learns how we do thing.
Why do I want to write the same mutations or queries every time when it’s the same, when LLMs can do it and we can solve NEW problems not the same one over and over.
Technical debt is certainly down, because take me as recently promoted from Junior to Dev and my bosses hourly consulting rate would be £1000-2000 an hour then me asking less questions saves him a lot of time to actually do the higher level stuff.
I find it interesting how you would question that my boss, literally the smartest person I’ve ever met in my life wouldn’t have done risk assessments and made a value judgement. After all we get paid more now for less work.
We don’t just get things done and we go above and beyond for clients. If we quote £50k for an application and we expect it to take 6 months and the client is still refining 12 months later then we do what is right by the client and don’t charge more.
We have local councils, one of the largest phone providers in the Uk, and other massive clients that always come back for repeat business and recommending us to other people. We do not advertise and we are not short of work.
I have to wonder how many of these people saying LLMs are useless in this context actually earn money coding and how many just rant about it because it’s the trend here.
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Eat a bag of dicks. Nobody wants to read LLM garbage, regardless of whether you think that's ableism or not.
This isn't the kind of slop I want pretty girls to throw on me
Username checks out…?
I never want to hear what ChatGPT says, because ChatGPT is a purpose-built bullshit machine. I would rather you leave a comment posting my debit card number than leave hot stinky garbage like this.
Sadly, I don't know your debit card number, you'll have to live with the hot stinky garbage.
Maybe you could type responses to people with the bony tentacles on your hands, using your brain?
Maybe you could use your own bony tentacles to add something useful to the thread, instead of shitting on people who have the temerity to use a different approach to actually contribute some useful information.
Or, you know, keep on whining. Whatever.
*well-off ADHD tax.
I make it a rule to only start inexpensive hobbies.
Once they have progressed, and I'm getting good at it, they turn to expensive hobbies.
This triggers the end of the hobby cycle and a new hobby is targeted.
I just started magic the gathering as a hobby, lol
My wallet feels this.
I'm not too fond of calling this a 'tax'. Tax money goes to funding actually useful things. Conservatives want you to think that giving money to the government and throwing it down the toilet are the same thing.
Good point. What I wonder what word would fit better: Fees, dues, expenses, charges, bills
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Extra charges, because that is what those are.
Copays and deductibles
Just cost? It’s what it is. The cost of having adhd
I'm not diagnosed and I'm 9/9
spends
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These all hit home 😳
Last week I forgot to pay for one of the items in my bag. Like genuinely forgot that I had it. Had to pay 165€ for shoplifting.
Also: meds cost the same amount as my phone bill. Adds up, too.
Luckily my wife pays the bills in the house or I be a mess.
This is me too. I don't think I could survive on my own.
I'm pretty good at making money tho. I'm even good at investing. But paying a simple bill requires 2 doses of Ritalin
Oh I HAVE A BINGO !(unfortunately)
Yk, this is the ONE time living in the ass end of nowhere has been good for my wallet.
I've wanted to paint minis for a while now, and the one mini I got is a small blueberry I haven't even painted because I'd need to buy the tools and paints, which aren't sold here.
If I were stateside I'd be drowning in orc and salamander minis. Or more likely yet, primed but not painted, and tossed aside like half the hobbies I pick up until the moment I got the jist of what its about.
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Or more likely yet, primed but not painted, and tossed aside like half the hobbies I pick up until the moment I got the jist of what its about.
I feel personally attacked
Everyone forgets shit. Get over yourself.
Placing all the things you personally forget in an ADHD box does not in any way absolve you.
Same way an autistic asshole is still just an asshole who happens to be autistic, one is not caused by the other.
Except that "forgetting things" is the most salient symptom of ADHD, while "being an asshole" is nowhere near the autism spectrum.
Right? "Forgetting things" is one thing...but whenever I have a home project I spend more time looking for my hammer multiple times than I do actually working. As an example.
Yeah everyone forgets things but how many people have ever had their car repossessed while also having enough money to pay off the whole loan because the crappy bank that gave the best interest rate doesn't have a convenient autopay system?
I don't think people are thinking of absolution when they recognize these kinds of things are part of their disorder. It's commiserating with your fellow sufferers on the absurd, counterintuitive, and inconsistent nature of the damn thing.
I want to laugh, but it’s too close to home.
I’ll add:
Missing appointments, rescheduling and then missing that one too.
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Easy fix. Just make sure you make enough to pay the adhd dues
arent you suppose to buy something after losing it? eating out is not allowed for nonadhd guys? is this suppose to be a meme or something?
Neurotypical people don't lose things as often. And when they do, they often remember where they misplaced it by retracing their steps.
Neurotypical people have their shit together so they find time and energy for cooking meals more often than people with ADHD.
I definitely find myself in all of these, except for the one in the middle of the last row.
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AI trains using AI generated articles on repeat. Have you seen what happens to a YouTube video when you download and reupload a video over and over again?
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AI trains using the same information available to humans. It will keep up comparatively.
Considering how much harder it has become to find good information sometimes, I believe this. Fuck slop farms.
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Not uncritically an irrationally hating AI to its very core is going to upset the hivemind
Except AI models trained on generated data does regress it. They need human generated content to actually improve.
Brains are machines like AI, trained by other machines, generating content based on content we've been trained on. It's hubris to pretend we're anything else.
You're falling victim to comparing the most our brains to the current most advanced technology. People used to say the brain is like a clock, with their tiny individual gears all working together to produce a result. Then computer came along with all their wiring and gasp long term and short term memory, just like a brain! Now we're at neural nets, surely that is what a brain is, it's right in the name! But no, a neural net is inspired by our brains neurons, it is wrong to think our brains are anything like a neural net.
Besides, even if we go with our brains being just like an NN, a brain only fed brain rot, will only likely produce brain rot.
None of the past comparisons have been wrong about anything but the level of complexity.
It's certainly lossy
just went through this looking up what a daruma doll is.
I read a couple sentences and then realized it was ai slop
don't trust anything written after 2021 that isn't
straight from Wikipedia
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Pfffft. Not far enough. You have to go back to 2015 to even find articles that aren't shitty lists or repeating the 'target' word 15 times for SEO. AI has only sped up the ability to generate shit.
Yep, if your search engine of choice supports it, using 'before:2022' yields drastically better search results.
That's always kind of bothered me about the whole generative AI thingamabob. Why are we generating things and storing them, when the ability to generate more of it is right there?
I mean, I know in lots of cases the output is extremely flaky, so it's not as easy to just generate the same thing again, but yeah, it still feels kind of backwards...
Storing consumes less electricity. Don't give them any ideas.
Some search queues return me pages of word-to-word copypastes of one 'original' AI gen article. On top of existing power-googling, you need not to include words that are particularly popular in slop. It brought a need to rewrite a queue a couple of times before it gets to the point.
They learnt on the worst examples of SEO, and then intertwined with it.
What are the words to exclude?
It depends, that's why I said it requires reruns with some slight modifications. When I was looking for a FOSS or at least Linux-friendly software for some live video visuals manipulation, VJ and everything with 'video' triggered a wave of slop, but 'projecting software' lead me to a rabit hole of actual list of choices, albeit most of them were paid, proprietary and Windows only.
It's counter to my previous expirience of including certain words to narrow the search: now I watch for what keywords bring most AI articles and drop\change them.
Fair enough. My email signature used to include a sentence that included words like "bloody" and "slaughter" since gmail didn't advertise alongside notifications of a tragedy. I doubt they're so conscientious these days, though.
And just imagine how much AI slop is being generated every day, and the output is increasing exponentially. It can be very long until the AI slop has completely drowned the human produced part of the internet. A lot of vested interests would be very happy with a situation where you can't trust facts and information.
Manual curation of trusted sources will become the norm again, like it was before the big search engines crawled everything; And search engines will become useless.
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She has a great sense of aesthetics.
it would be hilarious if their name was John Soane
So, how's the book? Awesome museum.
@FallsMom it’s great, I love a good biography
Searched for it in my library network, requested it!
When searching I was also directed to a book called Casanova in London, looks like a collection of short bios of interesting characters, requested it too.
" In this volume, he (Quennell) has given us a short trot with a cultured mind, a literary smorgasbord calculated to whet the reader's appetite for a number of authors who are undeservedly slumbering on the library shelves."
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The image is a three-panel meme featuring scenes from a television show. In the first panel, a young man with dark hair is sitting on a couch, wearing a dark shirt. The text overlay reads, "I made a new Industrial protocol." In the second panel, an older woman with blonde hair is sitting in a chair, wearing a patterned blouse. The text overlay reads, "Real or modbus?" In the third panel, the young man is again sitting on the couch, with the text overlay reading, "modbus." The background in all panels shows a room with wallpaper and framed pictures on the wall. The meme humorously contrasts the young man's claim of creating a new industrial protocol with the older woman's skeptical question about whether it is "Real" or "modbus," a well-known industrial communication protocol.
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🐦⬛ : Not this again...
🐺 : Seriously, like, what if the server stuck their dick in it or something!?
🦦 : Why the fuck would anyone stick their dick in an onion ring!?!?
🐺 : I dunno. Minimum wage makes you do crazy things.
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"People went in there. A lot of oxygen to breathe. Drinks were liquid."
staff and customers all human. they didn't have any glopsnarf. didn't even know what glopsnarf was. barista was clueless when i asked where in the area i could get ship fuel crystals.
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> looking for a new cafe
> ask the barista if their cafe is glopsnarf or windows
> she doesnt understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is glopsnarf and what is windows
> she laughs and says "its a good cafe"
> buy coffee
> its glopsnarf
-carrie
> ask the barista if their cafe is glopsnarf or windows
> she doesnt understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is glopsnarf and what is windows
> she laughs and says "its a good cafe"
> buy coffee
> its glopsnarf
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Isn't everyone an alien while inside a starbucks?
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i lived in the suburbs around St Louis MO for 20 yrs and reading the reviews for one of my favorite donut places makes me feel like i escaped the twilight zone
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Windows, right.
I once found a review of pickup trucks that opened with the line "the real measure of a truck is the size of its back seat."
I rate pickup trucks by back seat luxury, and coffee by the size of the windows.
The Vulcans botched first contact with their Google reviews.
admittedly these are the things I want in a Starbucks
The implied next sentence: "You know what to do."
Considering how many Starbucks orders are basically milkshakes with a splash of coffee, I think "drinks with coffee in them" is pretty on-brand.
definitely misread this as "clean big windows with coffee in them" and you know what, I'd drink it.
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It's actually very clever satiric commentary about how Starbuck's is really a real estate company and that their big draw is not the quality of their products but their locations.
But do they serve meat coffee?
The drinks thing doesn't seem that far off.
idk i think that's the sort of reply i might write
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That's only because you're dumb. What do you need heating for ? You could just wear a turtleneck and save on energy costs (according to the French government asking people to turn the heating down to 17° in winter)
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The fraction of cats who are allowed to sit in a window outcropping compared to the number of cats allowed to sit on the front door stoop: the catio patio ratio
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