Cons and Clowns
Cons and Clowns
Courtney Marie Andrews has managed to sum up the state of the world in three words: “Cons and Clowns”. It’s bad enough when we encounter confidence tricksters and misguided fools …stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
Courtney Marie Andrews has managed to sum up the state of the world in three words: “Cons and Clowns”. It’s bad enough when we encounter confidence tricksters and misguided fools …stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
Living wild. Old Man Crotchety is in a sentimental mood today. Sentimental, but not at all gloomy. Outside, it’s sunny, and the air is autumn fresh. It is a bit breezy, though. So, here’…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
A fresh look at a beloved lizard. This is the second time I have blogged about Lizard, King Crimson’s third studio album. In my earlier post, I noted that Robert Fripp had described it as …stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
You and me, the birds and the bees, the fish in the seas, the animals and the trees … we are all part of nature. A bewildering variety of species form an interlocking ecosystem, nearly all of…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
If you are a fan of West Ham United Football Club, please don’t sing/play/stream the club anthem while you are reading this post. Its music hall style wouldn’t mix well with the progres…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
A poster promoting the 2021 sci-fi film, Chaos Walking. In my experience, it’s rare for brothers and sisters to get on well with each other. So, if you put three pairs of siblings in a band t…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
The cover art for The Land, the Sea, the Air How many band leaders are also professional circus performers? Not many, I imagine. I only know of one: Katrina “Tree” Stewart is both a tra…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
Album cover art How many languages do you know? Although I was taught French and German at school (and a smattering of Russian), I have largely forgotten them. The odd word from other languages has…stoneyfish (Crotchety Man)
8 Tangram sets in pastel colours The crowdfunding project for smalltape’s Tangram album has raised over 70% of its target, and there are just three more days left to raise the other 30%. Crot…Crotchety Man
A volcano erupts Mahrudin is an imagined island that was born many millennia ago when the seabed under the cold northern ocean first trembled, then shook, cracked, and finally tore itself apart. It…Crotchety Man
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R.I.P. Danny Thompson, 1939-2025 I was saddened to hear that Danny Thompson died this week. He was 86. “Legendary acoustic bass player Danny Thompson died peacefully yesterday at his home in Rickma…Crotchety Man
‘Queen Victoria’ agaves in the “Desert Electric” sound & light show, Phoenix, 2018. The Jazz Club in my village withered on the vine, but a couple of residents meet for …Crotchety Man
An angel’s halo shines brightly at all times, but a saint’s is only faintly visible in the half-light of dusk or dawn. Perhaps that is why snakefarm’s recordings have gone largely…Crotchety Man
A feast for the hungry heart. The Crotchety Blog Library contains a lot of music, and I had forgotten that Bruce Springsteen recorded a song called “Hungry Heart”. Google, of course, kn…Crotchety Man
Caption competition: What is that frog saying to the pretty maiden? There’s always an air of mystery about a wishing well. What lurks in those dark watery depths? If I make a wish, will it co…Crotchety Man
We've teamed up with our patron Stephen Fry, to explore humanist ideas about some of life’s big questions in four animated shorts.Humanists UK
I can think of two reasons why someone might say “Take me to the pilot”. Either they have a gun to your head and are about to hijack the plane, or the pilot has collapsed, and they are …Crotchety Man
This Quark is far too handsome to be on mail order, I think. What the skibidi is this? An American band called French TV offering Star Trek characters by mail order? No, it’s just a tongue-in…Crotchety Man
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Today’s entry in these pages comes from Curiosity Corner™. It was prompted by Burning Shed’s pre-order notification1 of a 3-CD package containing all three albums by the ‘proto-pr…Crotchety Man
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It wasn’t hard to find photos to illustrate this week’s choice of music. Pictures of refugees are never far from the news bulletins these days. Whether it’s Palestinians driven ou…Crotchety Man
Of all the singers known to Crotchety Man, Leonard Cohen has to be the one whose songs speak loudest. But there’s more than one way for musicians to get a message across. In their recent albu…Crotchety Man
Quite often, when an artist releases a new album, the reviews say “this is their most personal yet”. Generally, though, you can take that with a pinch of salt. The writer may just be se…Crotchety Man
GoGo Penguin’s compositions often have an astronomical theme. I was drawn into their orbit in 2018 when they released their album, A Humdrum Star, and I’ve been floating around them eve…Crotchety Man
Jakko M Jakszyk had an unusual upbringing. His mother was an Irish singer, Peggy Curran; his father an American airman that Peggy has always refused to identify. The baby was born in London and nam…Crotchety Man
Suddenly, as the music reached a climax, one of the dancers careered into the fire, releasing a million sparks up into the air – nothing to protect him except the magic of the fire. Up and up they …Crotchety Man
Here, in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s early summer. A time when our gardens are full of insects, creeping across the lawns, buzzing through the air, pollinating the plants. And the most spec…Crotchety Man
My first encounter with King Crimson was at a free concert in Hyde Park, London, in 1969. They were the only band to make enough noise to fill the open arena, and they stole the show, playing In th…Crotchety Man
In these burdened days of climate change and political upheaval, the divisions between us grow ever deeper. Misogyny and racism fuel social media; armed conflicts break out around the world. Death …Crotchety Man
The Price of Love was written by Don and Phil Everly (The Everly Brothers), and released as a single in 1965. It reached no. 2 on the official UK pop chart. There have been several other versions o…Crotchety Man
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Here's a rather splendid music video by Thomas Feiner of Exit North.
"If survival of the friendliest was the evolutionary factor that enabled civilisation - then what I'm seeing now feels almost like a counter-evolution of sorts. So I've used apes as symbols for that retrograde impulse - with no animal disrespect intended!"
One of the couples in this article runs my local Humanists UK group. Best wishes and good luck to our very own Nicole and Rory.
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Exclusive: Action comes five years after lack of legal recognition for humanist marriage in England and Wales was ruled discriminatoryJessica Murray (The Guardian)
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"We're taking giant steps toward the perfect dystopia: a world of smart objects and dumb humans. Sigh!"
- A social media post by Manuel
(Translated from the Spanish by Google Translate)
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fhekland
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •excellent write-up.
I'm curious what kind of response you got on LinkedIn, but I think I know the answer.
I also think that anyone doing hiring should read "The No Asshole Rule" by Robert Sutton if they want to retain the women already hired. Nothing drives away women faster than having a semi-autistic rockstar asshole diva on your team. If you absolutely have to have such a person on your payroll, at least make sure you insulate them from the rest of your employees as much as possible.
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Kerplunk
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •@fhekland
Nothing drives away women faster than having a semi-autistic rockstar asshole diva on your team.
Our, I am the worlds best most wonderful alpha fscking and groping machine guy
did a very good job of damaging a team, our team manager gave everybody the rest because he was like a ball of slime slithering away from all responsibility.
Getting a good team together is hard, balancing and keeping the situation in balance while getting work done maybe the harder task.
Eliza MB
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in reply to fhekland • • •@fhekland @OneInterestingFact
I suspect that part of it comes down to role models. As a student, the people that the tech industry looked up to were raging egomaniacs. Kind and helpful people were undervalued. There was a strong perception that competence correlated with obnoxiousness and so if you were competent you had to behave like a dick for your ability to be recognised.
In my subsequent experience, the correlation has always been in the opposite direction. People who are actually smart don’t need to compare themselves to others to feel confident and are not threatened by other smart people. When presented with a smart but ignorant junior person, they don’t see a potential threat once the ignorance is cured, they see a potential long-term collaborator. The more people are willing to acknowledge and encourage the contributions of others, the more likely it is that they are the ones making some of the indispensable contributions.
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fhekland
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Unless being in a very secure position, gatekeeping in various forms, whether conscious or unconscious, quickly happens.
Bakunin Boys
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •@fhekland @OneInterestingFact the passive aggressiveness of polite workplaces is way worse than the actual aggressiveness of rude workplaces. I've worked at places where we are aggressively fighting for ideas. Then we laugh and break for lunch and after lunch we aggressively fight for the other guy's ideas. And, yes, women have mentioned that this is not inviting to women, and we really should have done better.
But I've also worked at places where you can give review comments and they aren't actioned and the code is merged anyway, and then managers will talk to you rather than the devs themselves. Basically every meeting and every decision is met with silence, and people who do speak up get frustrated and leave. This is way worse.
If you've ever "sparred" with designers, you know how toxic this can be in an industry. They basically do not know how to t
... Show more...@fhekland @OneInterestingFact the passive aggressiveness of polite workplaces is way worse than the actual aggressiveness of rude workplaces. I've worked at places where we are aggressively fighting for ideas. Then we laugh and break for lunch and after lunch we aggressively fight for the other guy's ideas. And, yes, women have mentioned that this is not inviting to women, and we really should have done better.
But I've also worked at places where you can give review comments and they aren't actioned and the code is merged anyway, and then managers will talk to you rather than the devs themselves. Basically every meeting and every decision is met with silence, and people who do speak up get frustrated and leave. This is way worse.
If you've ever "sparred" with designers, you know how toxic this can be in an industry. They basically do not know how to take or give feedback as an industry discipline. *Software is healthier in this regard*.
Ultimately we must contend with the fact that this is a core job function. We must fearlessly give and receive feedback. We must not be attached to ideas but we still need to own them. We need to find a good balance there. But just going with a "being rude is bad" doesn't really connect with the basic job role.
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Wendy Nather
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Start by assuming that all candidates are equally qualified. If that’s really the case, why WOULDN’T you want to hire a variety of demographics?
In my experience, it’s the hidden assumption that underrepresented people are inherently less qualified that triggers an objection to DE&I.
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Gina
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Maybe the most important sentences in a very insightful post.
It's important to keep that in mind with diverse hiring: you are not doing diverse candidates a favour by hiring them, they are doing you a favour by allowing you to benefit from their skills and unique perspectives.
Having a particular group under-represented in your workforce is almost certainly a symptom of an underlying problem but if you try to treat the symptom without treating the cause then you will fail.
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in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Irene Y. Zhang: The Moral Implications of Being a Moderately Successful Computer Scientist and a Woman
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JackPearse
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •I am jealous that your server allows so many words 😉
Anyways. Good text!
march38
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •der.hans
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •"Companies engage in D&I activities because hiring and retaining the best people has a greater business impact then hiring and retaining the best out of an arbitrary subset of the candidate pool."
"It's important to keep that in mind with diverse hiring: you are not doing diverse candidates a favour by hiring them, they are doing you a favour by allowing you to benefit from their skills and unique perspectives."
GinevraCat
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •Musing Mouse
in reply to David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) • • •tl;dr
Hiring more women isn’t the solution—it’s a symptom, not the cause. The number of women in an organization is a trailing indicator, not an optimization goal.
Replace headcount-based goals with a real evaluation of root causes
• possible root causes include:
• Biased hiring processes.
• Cultural issues that drive away talent.
• HR policies with unintentional outcomes
D&I drives performance, not charity. Diverse teams bring varied perspectives, which improve outcomes.