Job interviewers be like: Sell me this pen.
Me: Would you like to buy the large, extra large, or supreme-sized ink for the pen?
Job interviewers: You're hired! Welcome to the movie theater family.

(The joke here is that movie theaters are notorious for renaming their popcorn sizes.)

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So I applied for a job at a clothing store and got rejected after the in-person interview. I feel as though I didn't show enough hospitality to the mock customer. Note: I am a trans woman who doesn't present as female in public. I had to dial back my excitedness when offering suggestions for shoes, because in this part of the country, it would seem odd for a "man" to get all excited about matching dresses with heels and handbags. I should have considered that I would be assisting shoppers with clothing decisions. Bah humbug.
But maybe I dodged a bullet. I was going in and an employee said "don't do it". What a world.

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