BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump announced that he has finally read the Bible. The president is now demanding that Jesus Christ must return so he can publicly apologize for his woke teachings.
This is extra funny because the second coming of Jesus Christ is supposed to be a sign of the end times. Imagine causing the apocalypse just to own the libs.
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'… has finally read "The Bible" '
i.e. the two big words on the cover. And he only got to the second word because his team pointed out that the capital "B" looks like boobies.
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