Naked Chicken Wings
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We're continuing investigation to the performance issues, you can follow and react here: https://lemmy.world/c/friendicaworld
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Astronomers : good news everyone! We've discovered a new planet! We've called it Pluto!
Chemists: Congrats! And good news by the way, we've discovered a new element! To honor the new planet, we've called it Plutonium!
Astronomers : we've changed our mind, Pluto is not a planet anymore.
Chemists :
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@CypherSephiroth Ah bah non seulement @corpsmoderne y arrive, mais il leur tire des portraits Harcourt, à Pierre et Paul 😀
mais je concède que je serai bien en peine de dire qui de Pierre ou de Paul est le plus grand.
(Pour de vrai de vrai, les astronomes parlent plus trop de naines, mais en types A,B,O,G... Mais bon la nomenclature historique est quand même bien eclatax)
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Once again accused of being unhinged over my advent calendar technique rather than acknowledged as the genius I am for the efficiency improvement.
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No matter what media, if the characters get hit by a large metal ball propelled by black powder, that IS cannon
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:3
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Are there any blind activists or organizations run by blind folks that are into pan-disability activism? I feel like there's a lot of silo-ing but maybe I just don't know where to look. #Disability
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There is nothing worth putting your head inside that jar.
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kink is autism sex
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#alttext: post by firefox official reading: i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets
if furries were real they would definitely be putting makeup on their snouts and . instead of kisses leaving lipstick it would be snout prints. you feel me on this
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No, you can't have any GPUs or memory sticks, we need those to get ready for all the money you're going to give us.
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3d printed NOAI signs are finished! Table-top and hanging versions.
STLs you can print yourself are on my Patreon (no login or payment required): patreon.com/posts/3d-printable…
Printed versions you can purchase are on my Etsy: blueappaloosastudio.etsy.com/l…
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I hope this email finds your well, and that you thereafter realize that well pumps should not have internet connections or any nontrivial electronics at all
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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong.
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Going to try this again:
If you are an ICT professional, please share one scenario you actually faced where you used a collection of basic ICT skills. You don't need to explain how you solved it (it should be something another ICT professional could work through). Just share the scenario. It would really help me out.
My 15 year old students have learned an entire textbook of ICT info/skills in conceptual manner with zero practical experience or even thinking in terms of real scenarios.
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asking specifically about enterprise environments? ICT is very wide of a term (if we are thinking of the same thing - Information and Communications Technology; I am assuming as such based on your profile & other posts), it seems wild to me to have a singular textbook. It might be helpful to specify exactly what subset.
you've seen
internal server error
now get ready for
external server error
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I'll be playing as Steve Huffman. People will often ask me why I'm playing as Tilda Swinton.
#shitpost #meme #memes #tech #ai #fuckai #twitter #socialmedia #sciencefiction
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Jetzt...
...so am Sonntag Abend...
...mach ich mal den Hans Rosenthal...
..und hüpf so hoch das man mich auch sieht...
...um Aufmerksam zu machen auf das Hilfsangebot auf meinen angepinnten/angehefteten Post
Bütttteeeee um #Reichweite
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#alttext twitter post: u telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad? comment: technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it
technically true
Would someone who uses a screen reader (or is an actual expert in the #accessibility area) kindly let me know if the custom of “adding alt text via a reply to a post” is actually helpful or not?
As in, if an image in a post doesn’t have alt text, do you scroll through the replies in the hopes that you find one? Or is this custom not too helpful, because you move on as soon as you find that the image is lacking alt text? Thank you so much for your insights in advance!
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For me as a blind person its not helpful, I don't want to have wasting time to search through the Comments to see if someone wrote the Alttext there.
I wish Mastodon had like community added alt text for when jack ass like that guy who screenshots his twitter just refuse to put alt text. (I dont personally need alt text, but I do my best to not skip adding it to my images)
#alttext: I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: I miss my hands. Never break a primise to a witch. There's only one way to lift the curse. I just want to hug my kids again.
*SQWAK* POLLY WANTS OUT OF THIS FEATHERY FLESH PRISON
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@Track_Shovel I want to get a parrot, train it to constantly say "I'm sorry, something went wrong", and "There's been an error. Please try again later.", and lock all the devs who make useless error messages in a room with it till they go back and make actual error messages I can use to figure out what broke!
"No! You sit at that keyboard and make real error messages! You can eat when it tells me what to fix!"
"Please be patient, our technical team are working very hard to resolve your issue."
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RE: mathstodon.xyz/@bleuje/1156285…
Trippy animated fractal.
I just fixed the code of this animation from 2023
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How is this real cat salad :3
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when your netcode is waiting for a packet but it got delivered to the packstation
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I had a rough couple of turns today and find myself fiscally behind the 8-ball. I'm passing the hat again. Anything you can offer, even a reblog, is greatly appreciated. Thank you so much, this means the world to me.
paypal.me/MsAprilDaniels
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RE: floss.social/@kde/115617248408…
are we sure we're ready for this? i love wayland but i'm also not reliant on accessibility software. and i've heard time and time again from people who are that wayland is still far from being accessible
#Plasma is going all #WaylandAfter nearly three decades of KDE desktop environments running on #X11, the future KDE Plasma 6.8 release (due early 2027) will be Wayland-exclusive.
Read the FAQ below to find out what this means for you and the future of KDE:
blogs.kde.org/2025/11/26/going…
Going all-in on a Wayland future
Well folks, it’s the beginning of a new era: after nearly three decades of KDE desktop environments running on X11, the future KDE Plasma 6.KDE Blogs
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everyone wants wayland to replace x but no one seems to want to do the accessibility work to make that happen... frankly basic tools that have long existed on x havent been ported to wayland at all in the 5 years since i switched to sway
Picard engineering tip: Use the metric system.
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@joshua
We all know Germany would have been first to the moon except for that fascist interruption.
German Scientists in fact got us Yanks to the green cheese in any case.
It’s becoming clear that a fascist interruption assures that today’s moon shot of sustainable industry and energy will not be led by the USA.
@jCarttarBrooke @joshua I fear the Space Age will be over forever very soon due to the Kessler Syndrome. There are already too many satellites in orbit already, the current numbers of LEO satellites is entirely unsustainable, yet that dangerously rich and powerful idiot Nazi bastard Elon Musk wants to put even more up there. Even if we don't add any new satellites, sooner or later a chain reaction of collisions will make all future space launches impossible. We need to reduce the number of objects in orbit and then keep it as low as possible, only launching a new satellite after an old one has been deorbited. Just because there is no life in orbit doesn't mean we don't have to care about sustainability.
Wow, I did expect Qualcomm to eff up Arduino eventually. I did not expect it to happen *that* quickly.
Well done, everyone. *slow clap*
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i should start stopping procrastinating starting to make sugo
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in reply to Jasper Fox • • •Of course!!!🙄
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Nope, the curse isn't lifted — yet.
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