guided meditation (26'41")


youtube.com/watch?v=7t-4t08j-W…

(Not meant as "to meditate things away", but "to strengthen ourselves, to get the energy to be able to do what we can".)

#KristineVike #meditation
#English

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Two hikers walking uphill, in a landscape seen from the side:

hiker 1: "Okay, we're nearing the next downhill segment. I'll put in the order.
... confirming start and end points ...
submitted!
"

Thingamajig comes flying from above.
hiker 2: "Look, here it comes!"

The thingamajig is a waterslide, carried by six drones.
It is put down, and hiker 1 and hiker 2 goes down by means of the waterslide: "Wheeee"
while the drones hover above.

When the hikers are down slide, they continue their hike by foot, and the drones take the waterslide away.


xkcd alt-text: Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

Tom Gauld - Useful phrases for the murder mystery writer abroad


2× 4 comic strip (text see below)


Kia bela vilaĝo!
What a lovely village!

Ĉu ĉi tiuj estas venenaj?
Are any of these plants poisonous?

Kie oni povas aĉeti pafilon?
Can one purchase a firearm nearby?

Ĉu la tajdo povus forporti kadavron?
Could the tide carry a dead body away?


Saluton oficiro.
Hello officer.

Okazis miskompreno!
There has been a misunderstanding!

La murdo en mia notlibro estas fikcia.
The murder planned in my notebook is fictional.

Mi ŝatus telefoni al la Brita konsulejo.
I would like to telephone the British consulate.


2025-Jul-06: Tom Gauld on A phrasebook for crime writers – cartoon

#TomGauld #TravelDictionary
#Eo #Esperanto

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OK Go - "This too shall pass"


I hadn't seen the "behind the scenes" video before,
and it makes the video take even more amazing.

This video always makes me happy-as-a-child¹ - from the delicate xylophone, to the children's banging on the drums at the end.
youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAI…

#OKGo #ThisTooShallPass #2009 #2010
#UniversityOfNotreDameMarchingBand #NotreDameMarchingBand #MarchingBand
#SwampMonsters #GrassBeasts #GhillieSuits #SouthBendIndiana #CatholicPriestsField (#IsGodAshamed?)
#FootballPlayerActivatedCameraCrane #AerialShot #BoredPreschoolers

(Even if you haven't seen this version of the song,
you've probably seen the Rube Goldberg machine version?)

¹I'm an adult. I'm happy-as-an-adult. Or am I not allowed happiness anymore? 🤔



To all users on pods which are closing, don't forget to download your posts and photos archives, I'm planing to enable an early version of the migration import on diaspora-fr.org so that you can move with your contacts and posts if you wish to.

Cc @David

#diaspora #diasporg #migration



The 2027 American War with Canada — A Soldier’s Perspective - A tale of humorous woe from the sub-arctic front lines


The year is 2027, and the war that America launched on Canada rages on. Our first attempt at economic conquest failed in 2025, when they formed close ties with Asia and Europe to stave off the starvation effects of our tariffs. In 2026 we turned to outright military attack, in an attempt to turn them into the 51st state. We threw the first punch. In imperial.

It’s now 8 months into the conflict with the Snow Mexicans, with no end in sight.

Below is a letter from an American soldier on the front lines of the 49th parallel…


#Canada #humour with a "u"

Indisciplined Lucy - "Epilogue"


While going through some old diaspora* posts, I came upon a ten-year old post where I'm trying to remember a specific song, but couldn't figure it out. The song I linked to then wasn't it.

I did another search now, and it turns out that seven years after that post somebody uploaded the song I was looking for!
"Epilogue", from the Clown EP (1996). I think I borrowed it from the library?

#IndisciplinedLucy #Epilogue #musik #1996 #Uppsala #Sverige
#music #Sweden #English #YouTube

Last.fm on Indisciplined Lucy

the Blue Screen of Death …


A four-sided twisted pillar located in a morning-empty shopping mall. The pillar is covered with a computer screen to show ads on it. There are two escalators beside it, mounted in opposing directions so they form an X from our point of view. Their sides and undersides are covered in mirrors. The ad-pillar is reflected in those mirrors. When the photographer took the photos, the pillar's screen showed the infamous Microsoft Blue Screen of Death (a full-screen error message, in white text on a blue background). This image shows the same ad-pillar, but from another direction.

#BSOD #BlueScreenOfDeath #grand #failure #fail
#EM Quartier #Bangkok #Thailand

(via Twitter, from reddit; here’s what it’s supposed to look like: [1, 2])


(A bit over nine years ago, I posted this on diaspora*. I joined Friendica as of this year, and that post doesn't seem to have federated to here, so I'm re-posting it. "Because I can.") #repost


the Blue Screen of Death ...


#BSOD #BlueScreenOfDeath #grand #failure #fail
#EM Quartier #Bangkok #Thailand

(via Twitter, from reddit; here's what it's supposed to look like: [1, 2])

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McCarthy - "Red sleeping beauty"


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The Guardian has released three of my cartoons as prints (pics below). They are an open edition in two sizes and are available for one week only:www.guardianprintshop.com/pages/current-print-drops

Frau Horst on diaspora* posted this more than ten years ago, but I think it's still relevant.
(#English translation-ish below)

– Also weißt du, das mit den Flüchtlingen hier ...  ich bin kein Nazi, aber ...<br>– .... ich bin niemand, der andere unterbricht, aber ....</p><p>– ... was? Was ....<br>– ... ich unterbreche keinen, aber ....</p><p>– Was soll der M...<br>– ... ich sage nur ich bin kein Unterbrecher.</p><p>–<br>–</p><p>–<br>– Das wird man ja wohl noch sagen dürfen.</p><p>http://erzaehlmirnix.wordpress.com/

#erzaehlmirnix #IchBinKeinNaziAber #KeinNaziAber #keinUnterbrecher
#ErzählMirNix #Deutsch


Four-square comic strip, with two stick-figure heads talking.

– So you know, the thing with the refugees here ... I'm not a Nazi, but ...
– .... I'm not someone who interrupts others, but ...

– ... what? What ...
– ... I don't interrupt anyone, but ...

– What's the point of the ...
– ... I'm just saying I'm not an interrupter.

(third square: both heads are silent)

(fourth square: first head is silent, with a grumpy face; second head speaks)
– You should still be allowed to say that.

erzaehlmirnix.wordpress.com/


#NotANaziBut #NotAnInterrupter

#comics #NotMyWork

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